TIMESTAMP ROULETTE: the good place - “the answer” (4.09)
requested by @amy-santiagos & @trueloveistreacherous
From a friend on FB this morning.
Things That Happened In 2021 That Dont Feel Like They Did
- Prince Phillip kickin' it
- That shit in the Capitol that just like never got mentioned again?
- Wandavision finale
- The big-ass blizzard that hit Texas
- Kardashian-West divorce
- Grimes-Musk breakup
- Trump got his dumb ass banned from every imaginable social media out there
- Apparently there was a Super Bowl this year???
- Rush Limbaugh kicked the bucket and the world collectively celebrated with dancing crabs
- Harry and Meghan dishing the shit on the royal family
- The Boat In The Suez Canal
- Republicans refusing to take the vaccine but eating horse meds for some fucking reason
- The Bernie Sanders In A Chair meme
- Sea shanties took over TikTok
- The Redditors and the GameStop stock, god bless
i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want
I have my health, I have central air – in the hierarchy of pain and suffering I really can’t complain. I mean, I will, but…
Happy birthday, Bradley Whitford! (October 10, 1959)
This chair is for the Gays only and yall know it
I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY
I truly appreciate all the folks in the tags with Autism and/or ADHD just freaking out in delight that this even exists.
I want ten.
It’s $875
Homophobia and ableism strikes again
Or you could sit in a real chair like human beings.
Homophobia and ableism strikes again.
it’s the year 2080. the expressions “the horse has left the hospital” and “between a crematorium and a dildo store” have fully entered the lexicon even though barely anyone remembers where they originated. one day the kids who live in the Amazon Temperate Habitat Bubble next door ask me what was between the proverbial crematorium and dildo store in the first place. i rip off my Amazoxygen® Ventilator and gasp, “the fucking horse” and immediately die from the polluted air in my probably-covid-ravaged lungs. haunted by these cryptic last words, the kids bury themselves in the ancient runes of the Internet Archive until they find the meme that unlocks it all. the horse was one of the last presidents of the late american empire, a lynchpin in the slow disintegration of the union. suddenly, a drone flies directly through the window. “forbidden word detected: ‘union’,” it says, gearing up its Amazon Brainbuster Electric Reinforcement System. they run
What the fuck is wrong with you people
actually this is the only good thing staff has ever done
world heritage post
$24.99